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When everyone is coupled up at the bar besides me

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When a guy fucks over my best friend

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When someone mentions Chipotle

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When someone gives me a backhanded compliment

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When theres a free food event

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When I eat popcorn at the movies

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When I have a pregnancy scare

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When my little cousins ask me why I don’t have a boyfriend

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When I hide while I’m eating my favorite food so no one will ask me to share

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When I accidently punch someone who was just trying to boop me

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